"Your Windows is corrupted, you need a reinstall, that'll be $200." 🧰 Ask him which file. He will not know, because he did not look.Admin terminal, in this exact order:sfc /scannow DISM /Online /Cleanup-Image /RestoreHealth sfc /scannow What is happening: sfc checks every protected Windows system file against what it should be and repairs the ones that do not match. When it says it found corrupt files but could not repair some of them, that means its own supply of spare parts is damaged too. DISM downloads clean replacements and rebuilds that supply. Then you run sfc again and it can finish the job. The third line is the one everybody skips, and it is the one that fixes it. DISM fixes the toolbox. sfc fixes the house. In that order. Before you run it: ・DISM needs internet. It may sit at 20% for several minutes. It is not frozen. Leave it ・Budget 10 to 20 minutes per command, longer on a slow drive ・Nothing gets wiped. No reinstall, no lost files, no reformat ・It repairs Windows system files. It will not fix a dying drive, a bad driver, or a broken app, and I am not going to pretend it does It fixes the exact thing people get charged $200 for 👻 41 more on one page, link in bio. Fan-made parody. NOT affiliated with Adult Swim or Warner Bros. Discovery. #windows11 #techtips #pctips #techsupport #moneyhacks #pcrepair #techhacks #computerscience #rickandmorty #picklerickursion